The following was submitted to the site via a comment to the Homemade Bong section.. I thought it was so good I’d create a separate post for it.
How to make a Bong:
-A water bottle. I like using a bottle for airsoft BB’s though. Any kind of plastic container, basically.
-A small socket wrench head.
-Adhesive such as chewing gum, electrical tape, play dough, whatever.
1.Take your plastic container and either drink what’s inside, pour it out, or if it isn’t something you drink, pour it into a different container or throw it away.
2.Take the scissors and poke two holes in it. One near the top somewhere along the side of the bottle, and one about three quarters of the way down, towards the bottom, somewhere on the side. Turn the scissors around a little bit to make the holes circular and big enough for a pen to go in. If you’ve ever played a recorder in elementary school, that’s about how big the holes need to be.
3. Take the pen apart. Melt one side of the plastic casing not to burn it, but to be able to jam the socket wrench head in it. When the plastic cools, this makes the socket wrench have a long pipe on the end.
4. Jam the pen side of your pipe through the lower hole of the water bottle.
5. Take the cap off of the water bottle if you haven’t already.
6. Use any gum or playdough you might have to make it air tight except for the mouthpiece, and the carburetor hole.
1. Fill with water past where the pen side of the pipe sits in the bottom of the bottle. You don’t need a lot of water, but more means cooler smoke. If you prefer, and I do, try to make the water as cold as possible, or add in some mint extract, or maybe throw in some ice if you can fit it in the bottle. It’s awesome.
2. Pack your bowl full of tobacco, or whatever you’re smoking.
3. Light your lighter, put your mouth around the top of the bottle, and put your finger on the hole at the top.
4. Inhale until the bowl is completely cleared if you can, or just inhale as much as possible.
5. Just before you’re done hitting it, take your finger off of the carb hole at the top as to clear the bong of smoke.
6. Wait about 5 seconds, exhale.
7. Repeat forever and every day.
FCK YEAH MaCGYVER BONG.
Disclaimer: Make sure you use non-toxic materials in the making of your smoking device, because when heated, most caustic plastics can melt and inhaling these ARE DANGEROUS.